Camille Shah
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The Potato is The Archive's featured satirical newspaper. It has deeply important journalism, questionable reporting methods, dramatic retellings of completely avoidable events, and investigative coverage of topics absolutely nobody asked for.
A completely serious and highly professional investigation into one of the greatest baking disasters of 2026. Featuring grilled cheese, betrayal, oats added without permission, emergency press conferences, and the accidental creation of a baked good now known only as the Scronky.
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